Dear Pregnancy Test:
Thanks so much for turning positive before the control line even came up. This leaves no question that I am, indeed, expecting once again. Though, I would have known without your help because the bathroom has become my new BFF. If only you could tell me when I am actually due, things would be golden. As it is, there is a month and a half leeway here and I'm not sure what to think.

Oh... for the future, it would be great if you could also just let me know right up front that I'm having a girl...

I'm not very good at waiting.

Love,
Me